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Man Vans are for:-

Big Fairies
0
No votes
Pansy Posers
2
22%
Shirt Lifters
1
11%
Freckle Punchers
0
No votes
Ladies who Lunch
0
No votes
Big Girls Blouses
1
11%
Eunuchs
0
No votes
Scented Cyrils
4
44%
Women
1
11%
 
Total votes : 9

Postby Jono » Mon Mar 03, 2008 2:41 pm

Caballero wrote:ooooh! and I must share these, my absolute all-time favourites, with you all.
feel free to drool. 8)


They've still got the label on!

So are they like Nigel Tufnel's "never been played" guitar in This Is Spinal Tap?
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Postby Caballero » Mon Mar 03, 2008 5:13 pm

The label's on cuz I'd only just removed them from the box! if it's still on by next year then that would be sad of me. I've been after these for the best part of 20 years! that's sad in itself!
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Postby Jono » Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:19 pm

Caballero wrote:I've been after these for the best part of 20 years! that's sad in itself!


Yup, that's even sadder than the bit in Bambi where the mother bites the dust.

Watched in an orphanage.

On Mother's Day.

Twice.
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Postby Cattermole » Mon Mar 10, 2008 10:51 am

Cabo, I'm in a bit of a quandry over whether or not I should take the plunge with the Vans. I imagine with that collection you're having to beat women off with a stick. My problem is I'm already impossibly good-looking and hung like a horse so could a pair of Vans be dangerous?
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Postby Caballero » Mon Mar 10, 2008 5:15 pm

Don't panic! a pair of Vans will only add to your mystique and charm. What will happen is, first, the borderline-boilers will disappear being replaced by fine booty, second.....they'll form a queue!!! :D quick, snap 'em up NOW!
How perceptive of you to realise the power I possess with my natty collection. I didn't include the shagged out pairs, even though they still retain a certain degree of magic.
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Postby Jono » Mon Mar 10, 2008 7:09 pm

Caballero wrote:What will happen is, first, the borderline-boilers will disappear being replaced by fine booty


I think you're confusing Vans with beer.
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Postby Caballero » Mon Mar 10, 2008 10:39 pm

:lol: yeah man, I had my Vans goggles on.
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