There's a shop near me that sells Vans and this is just the encouragement I need to go and get a pair. Those, I have to say, are pretty gross, Teddy, but I rather like some of the models I've seen. If I take the plunge I'll let you know.
Also, it's a well known fact that possession of a pair of Vans will increase your length and girth by anything up to two inches.
I shall abstain from voting on this one.
http://www.tactics.com/vans/kass-apres-shred
There you go:the last word in warmth, comfort and straight pimpin', apparently.