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Man Vans are for:-

Big Fairies
0
No votes
Pansy Posers
2
22%
Shirt Lifters
1
11%
Freckle Punchers
0
No votes
Ladies who Lunch
0
No votes
Big Girls Blouses
1
11%
Eunuchs
0
No votes
Scented Cyrils
4
44%
Women
1
11%
 
Total votes: 9

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Post by Teddy Dupont »

Since my sole aim in life is to assist readers of this forum, no matter how undeserving they may be, here are some really trendy Vans for Cabo. If you have not already bought them Cabs, you may want to hang on for the Kylie collection due out later this year.
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Post by Cattermole »

There's a shop near me that sells Vans and this is just the encouragement I need to go and get a pair. Those, I have to say, are pretty gross, Teddy, but I rather like some of the models I've seen. If I take the plunge I'll let you know.
Also, it's a well known fact that possession of a pair of Vans will increase your length and girth by anything up to two inches.
I shall abstain from voting on this one.

http://www.tactics.com/vans/kass-apres-shred

There you go:the last word in warmth, comfort and straight pimpin', apparently.
"...somebody correct me please if i have said bullshits"
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I got sooo many pairs at home, all the retro skate stuff from the 70's onwards, custom jobbies, low-tops, slip-ons, a collection of high-tops to die for inc. original Cabs and half-cabs. Mmmm mmmm.
I'm like Imelda Marcos, but taller.
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Cattermole wrote: ........and straight pimpin', apparently.
Ah! So that's how Cabo really earns his living although where he is concerned, I am not too sure about the "straight" bit.
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Here's a pic of Teddy, taken by his missus who is fed up with him hassling me, "it's all he talks about" she says.
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Post by Caballero »

R.e.s.p.e.c.t, that's what I'm talking about! I had a jam last night with a nice guy and player called Neill, who posts here occasionally. What struck me most, apart from the tasty Dupont he was sporting, was his excellent choice of footwear. A fine pair of retro, light blue hi-top Vans! I was of course, resplendent in my pair of black Rowleys. You just know a session's going to be good when Vans are being worn! boo-yakka.
Avoid sandal-wearers, ugh!
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Scented Cyril
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YOU wear sandals! I've seen you. ballet-boy.
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I see I chose my jam wear wisely 8)
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Post by Jono »

As a warning against what can happen when you worry more about your playing footwear than your playing:
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They may be drinkers, Robin, but they're still human beings.
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Here's a few examples of the variety of excellent footwear I own. :D
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ooooh! and I must share these, my absolute all-time favourites, with you all.
feel free to drool. 8)
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okay then, you pervs, from above. :roll:
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Yuk! Those photos almost have an acrid smell to them!
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neill wrote:I see I chose my jam wear wisely 8)
You should be cautious about impressing Cabo, he'll start stalking you if your not careful - just ask Stochelo.
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